Ok boys and girls, I might have been wrong about ground zero of the zombie uprising. It will not be at your local Walmart. It seems that east coast is a better breeding ground for this shite. There have been a couple of episodes of zombie behavior in the last two weeks and frankly I’m getting a bit worried. There was a guy in Maryland who killed and ate some of his roommate and then some dude in Florida beat and ate most of the face off of a homeless man. This crap has got to stop. I know the dude in Florida was high on a designer drug called bathsalts. Think LSD with a touch of amphetimines for good luck, but the guy in Maryland wasn’t on anything. He just Hannibal Lectered the dude! I do wonder if he preferred Chianti over Merlot…..just saying. Anyway this has to come to a halt,now!!! People, it’s only fiction! Movies, make believe, not fricking real!! Do not go out and eat the face off of your friends!! If this keeps up, you’ll start seeing people up on rooftops with rifles shooting anyone who looks like they might eat your brain! Of course this would cut down on door to door solicitors and religious groups….hhhhmmmmm. I can see it now, a door bell rings, Lester or Polly Esther answers it to find some guy standing there on the porch, who says ” May I interest you in information on a way to change..” BANG-BANG….” Did he say change or brains?”……oh well……until we next meet……mac
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